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Updog

What you always smell every once in a while. Also known for being extremely unfunny.

Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.

Barney Error

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caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

technicolour yawn

when you yawn in technicolour.
(but it's much more messy too)

Person 1: I'm so tired! (does a technicolour yawn)
(notices the mess on the floor)
I never knew that's what "technicolour yawn" means!

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Ubarn Dictionary

You misspelled "Urban Dictionary", retard.

I've heard that the cows, the sheep and the pigs go to Ubarn Dictionary!