dickbag

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

Jozel: That girl would not stop talking about herself.

Terry: What a dickbag!

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crat

Stemming from the word bureaucrat; a person who is obsessed with processes, titles and is all around inefficient. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Joe: Dude, Carey just asked me to copy her on all of my emails to the client.
Mark: What a crat!

Jim: Kasey sent back a million revisions to my powerpoint. This is the third time she's reviewed it!
Terrell: You just got cratted on real bad.

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