Vár

a Vár is a weird ass girl, who complains a lot and sleeps a lot.
she might begin hitting you or begin calling you a fagg.
sometimes she might also throw things at you, vut when she does, just dodge and hope she doesnt have another attack on the way.

and most of all, she is a GAY

"look at that girl, she is such a Vár"
"wtf why is that girl acting like a Vár?"
"Vár is such a mommy milker, lover"

Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him

"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"