Procrastathon

A series of procrastination for multiple events all strung together. For example, you have homework for 4 classes all due the same day, but instead of doing a couple and procrastinating on the others, you procrastinate on all of them at the same time.

Jimmy: "hey dude, you finish that stuff for your sociology and your physics classes?"

Tim: "nah man, i ran a procrastathon this weekend."

CBM

Stands for Couldn’t Be Me. When your peers flex on you but you can’t relate

Dang did you just get AirPods?! Must be nice cbm

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