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Butter the bread

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.

Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!

Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you

by Askejm January 10, 2019


Bae

Means: “girlfriend” or “boyfriend”

(Contacts)
Doni Bae ❤️❤️❤️
Mum 👌🏻🍕

by Askejm January 30, 2018


Haza goin

A quick way of saying: "How's it going?"

Hans: Yo haza goin
Steve: Ayyyy Hans you doin good m8?
Hans: Ye im gg how boud you?
Steve: Good also ty mah homie

by Askejm January 30, 2018


eyeforcz moment

to ping @everyone when you warn someone called everyone and cause weeks of people asking who pinged me

Eyeforcz: ?warn @everyone
WHO PINGED ME??!!
bruh ping
Who pinged me
tomboz: ?lock
admin: eyeforcz moment omegalul

by Askejm May 12, 2021


guestimate

What scientists use in an attempt to sound clever when they really want to give an accurate estimate but they got no fucking idea so they just give a guess that sounds reasonable.

Interviewer: So how far away from the sun is planet 9?
Scientist: Hmm, that's a great question. My guestimate is that it is at least 17 astronomical units away at it's closed

by Askejm December 12, 2019


Tøffelhelt

The Danish word for a man who gets listens and gets controlled a lot by his wife or girlfriend
Is usually used in a negative way

Johnny is a tøffelhelt lol

by Askejm May 13, 2019


9we

Be kind to the other

wewewewewewewewewe (spelled and pronounced 9we) is a term that is used in arguments that you may or may not be a part of. It can be used to politely tell the other person or the people arguing to calm down and be kind to each other

Origin: wewewewewewewewewe (according to google translate) is Yoruba and means be kind to the other.

Person 1: Fuck you, man. I'm gonna come to your house and beat up your mom
Person 2: If you come ill be ready with a knife
Person 3: hey guys, 9we

by Askejm June 16, 2020