Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.

Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.