poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

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slab party

Specifically, a party which occurs because a group of people have won a lot of slabs of beer, and the express purpose of the party is to drink all of the slabs in one go.

Ten slabs from the trivia night... slab party next week!

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reverse pantsing

A rare situation in a game of eight ball. The first player or team must first of all have the second team one ball away from losing pants down; i.e. the first team must have potted all of their balls except for the black ball, and the second team must have all seven of their balls left on the table. If the second team then comes back from this position to win the game, the first team is reverse pantsed, and must suffer the same penalty as regulation pants down, namely to walk around the table with their pants down (or skirt up).

Note that reverse pantsing only occurs when the team pots all seven of their balls and the black ball to win. If the team who was almost pants down wins because the other team followed the black ball with the cue ball, reverse-pantsing does not apply.

Dang, haven't seen a reverse pantsing like that in a while.

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pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)

1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)

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canuck

A person from the Australian state of Queensland; used by New South Welshman in the derogative.

Explanation: the three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. Using North America as a guide, the states are colloquially known as Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. As such, with canuck being a slang term for Canadian, it too becomes a slang term Queenslander.

NSWer: Those canucks drink Four X because they can't spell beer.

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shnorkel

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.

1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.

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intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

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