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Munty McMuntMunt

The name conferred upon one who has just finished a munt.

How was the munt, Munty McMuntMunt? Now drink this beer.

by Aspirex November 13, 2005

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


bill buckner

In any sport, to have the ball accidentally roll between one's legs, based upon the famous error in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

The Baggers scored the goal after Darren got Bill Buckner-ed by the footy.

by Aspirex November 13, 2005

73πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


pants down

The penalty for losing a game of 8-ball (standard pool) without potting a single ball is to walk around the table with one's pants down (or skirt up), according to official pub rules. This counts for any loss, including accidental sinking of the eight ball.

1: You suck at pool; I beat you pants down.

by Aspirex November 13, 2005

44πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 19, 2005

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.

1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)

by Aspirex November 13, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cabin Boy

Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.

Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

68πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


seppo

A person from the Australian state of New South Wales; used as slang derogatory by Victorians and Queenslanders.

Explanation: The three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. They are colloquially seen as being Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. Since seppo is a slang term for American (see above definitions), it becomes a slang term for a New South Welshman.

Victorian: The damn seppos won the 2005 AFL premiership.

by Aspirex January 10, 2006

61πŸ‘ 489πŸ‘Ž