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masturbate

To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.

I enjoy choking my chicken.

by Ass Clown November 4, 2002

122👍 54👎


Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 18, 2003

50👍 23👎


bootleg cell phones

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

by Ass Clown March 22, 2004

9👍 25👎


spawn

In multiplayer games, the place where a dead person or a person that has just joined is born or created.

Stop camping at my spawn, fucker.

by Ass Clown October 19, 2003

409👍 217👎


road head

To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.

I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.

by Ass Clown February 8, 2003

1208👍 421👎


underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by Ass Clown November 4, 2002

542👍 293👎


bootleg scooter

What people buy their daughter for her birthday when they think they are poor.

I got a bootleg scooter off ebay for my birthday.

by Ass Clown March 22, 2004

3👍 4👎