masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

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ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

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mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

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twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

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sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

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osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

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pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.