fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

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william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

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Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

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constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

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kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

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Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.

1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

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wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

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