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pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

27πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

69πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


FDA

A flash movie on newgrounds. Stands for Fuck Dat Ass

by Assholes Inc. September 9, 2003

58πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Ctrl-V Whore

Someone who constantly keeps ripping off text or pictures from other sites and posting on a forum.

The Ctrl-V Whore who spams forums incessantly didn't know when to shut the hell up, so his username and IP address got banned from the site.

by Assholes Inc. October 2, 2003

130πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Pepsi Blue

Diarrhea mixed with blue food coloring

You want me to drink Pepsi Blue?!?

by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003

59πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

633πŸ‘ 633πŸ‘Ž


Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

by Assholes Inc. August 9, 2003

21πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž