Dogshitmentary

A documentary that is so absolutely irredeemable that one would have a more entertaining and informative time staring at literal dog shit

Person A: Have you seen "Roger and Me"? I've heard many.... interesting things about it and I'm considering watching it out of curiosity

Person B: Believe me, doing literally anything else would be a better use of your time than watching that dogshitmentary

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.