Stumpy

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

pathetic

Any person who loves working for Wal-Mart and kissing Wal-Mart managers asses.

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