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conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 17, 2005

12πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay July 16, 2005

44πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

by Assweepay July 1, 2005

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay October 5, 2008

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay November 1, 2003

442πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


syllogism

Sperm that flies all over the place when you ejaculate.

Peter North has got lots of silly jism.

by Assweepay January 25, 2004

24πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books

by Assweepay November 5, 2003

1166πŸ‘ 251πŸ‘Ž