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The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.
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The inability to get laid.
Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
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Vice president i'd like to fuck.
If John McCain is elected president, there would be a vpilf in the White House.
To let it be known that you own an iPod.
Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.
Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.
Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!
Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.
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When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
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