Lydia

Lydia is the one of most disagreeable people one could hope to meet.

She is constantly at the precipice of conversation as if to only interject herself at the most obtuse of moments. Once one walks in a room with a wild Lydia walks into a room she will immediately start to spout a laundry list of accomplishments to you in order to intimidate you. However, do not fall for this facade. She is but a turtle in her shell, her inner confidence is a mush of sadness and depression. Once in contact with a Lydia for a while one might experience extreme euphoria, including many mood swings.

How are you such a Lydia?
Why would you go over to Lydia’s house?

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