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A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi
Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma
Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?
Person 2: No what is it?
Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh
Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies
Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!