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Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015


instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.

I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet

by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014


willy sick

Sperm or semen.

Ready for my willy sick darling?

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015