A person who always leaves buckshots, crapnal, or any kind of sign that something catastrophic had happened on the toilet (explosive shit). They are usually anonymous and strike unexpectedly with malicious intent (much like a bandit)
Holy fuck the buckshot bandit just exploded my toilet!!
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A city filled with basic white people who donât have two brain cells to rub together
Person one: Iâm thinking about moving to north ridgeville
Person two: donât ever go there or you will catch t h e b a s i c D i s e a s e
A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
âI gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of woodâ lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
âHe is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.â - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
The kids are very homophobic and racist. New principle isnât it and likes little kids better than his wife. Lots of fights and drügs (mostly wêëd) teachers disrespect students and then the students get in trouble when they react (poor jordy :/)
Parent: hey kid how was your first day at north ridgeville schools today
Kid: someone got busted with wÄéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.
Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers canât figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.
Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, itâs gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and donât look back.