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trunk jungle

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.

That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007


bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007


SLAPP

Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation

A corporate bullying lawsuit filed against a person or a group with the express purpose of silencing their protests. Usually under the pretext of "slander" or "libel" and the targets are often whistle-blowers.

A scrap metal company filed a 5 million dollar SLAPP in 2005 against an environmental non-profit after it blew the whistle on chemical runoff seeping into a sensitive salmon spawning river, claiming they were slandered. It's just another example of corporate bully-suing.

by Astor G. April 30, 2008


big box website

A website that is huge,filled with pop-up ads for other large businesses and completely corporate with no room for small businesses or independent producers.

I don't bother to go to Barnes and Noble's website anymore. It's nothing but a big box website.

by Astor G. October 12, 2007


bootpole

A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.

Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.

by Astor G. October 10, 2007


instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.

Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."

by Astor G. February 20, 2008


instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008