Nothing Master

An individual characterized by extreme incompetence. Literally skilled at nothing and or completely inept.

Dude #1: "Hey man...can you roll us up a spliff while I grill some burgers?"

Dude #2: "Nah man, I can't roll...I smoke pipes."

Dude #1: "Damn...your a nothing master."

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Genius Madman

An individual characterized by extreme mental acuteness, and often exhibit tell tale signs of severe psychosis.

Dumbass #1: Hey man... who do you consider to be a Genius Madman?

Dumbass #2: Ugh...I guess the crazed scientist at the beginning of Robot Chicken.

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Deintellectualization

The act or practice of striking arrogant self proclaimed intellectuals on the cranium with blunt objects as to induce intellectual deterioration.

Regular Guy: "Man...shut up with all that lofty philosophical bullshit!"

Intellectual: "I have come to the solemn conclusion that life is inherently meaningless, humanity is nothing but a collection of false consciousness."

Regular Guy: Alright...Ok...you ready for some deintellectualization?

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