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When it's been a significant amount of time since last jacking off, the release is like a personal firework show in your bathroom.
Person 1: What took you so long to come over?
Person 2: I hadn't cranked one out in a while. When I finished there were white fireworks in my bathroom.
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When a boy goes through puberty earlier than his peers, he has a dick the size of a middle aged man compared to his classmates' pre-pubescent dicks.
Boy 1: Wow he hit puberty really early!
Boy 2: I know I saw him in the locker room. He has a daddy dick.
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A black person who acts like a white person.
Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
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If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.