Holy Bible

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true

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GS 450h

The first mass-production rear-wheel drive performance, luxury hybrid car. The GS 450h weighs 1875 kg (4134 lb), but the combined hybrid powertrain produces 339 hp (253 kW), allowing the GS to accelerate to 60 mph (97 km/h) in 5.2 seconds.

Mustang GT: Wanna race green boy or are you too busy saving the planet?
GS 450h: Your ride goes 0 to 60 in 5.4 sec right?
Mustang GT: Ya.
GS 450h: That's cool man. My hybrid does it in 5.2 sec.

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eat my tits

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.

Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.

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