You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

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Brollyjacker

Like a carjacker, a brollyjacker is a person who “borrows” your umbrellas and never returns them.

“Janelle invited me to her place for dinner last night and I found several umbrellas with your name written on the handles. It was so strange.”
“Oh yeah, she’s a serial brollyjacker.”

Fahrling

Followers and fans of Fahr Sindram, popular "Avengers"/"Thor" Loki cosplayer, Lolita, and mangaka.

"I am a hardcore Fahrling!"

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