God

The dopest nigga in the sky who thought it was funny to give a load of jews commandments such as not to kill, then have that dawg Moses kill neighbouring tribes and have the women raped, cos it was JUST and FAIR (according to Christians). Loves having things killed, including his own son in an eternal act of "kindness"

Of course, this is a FAIRYTALE and in the original FAIRYTALES there were lots of gruesome happenings, not like your sunday school teacher will tell you about 'em! lololololol

If anyone comes across my previous christian babble about the definition of God (under the name JCJ) - forgive me, and give it a nice hearty thumbs down. I didn't know what I was doing at the time...

The Bible says it, God wrote it, it's the truth, that settles it! - Fundie Christian logic (or lack thereof) on any criticism of their beliefs

Genesis says that Giants existed! Holy Shit!

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