smarmodon

A smarmy person. Also, smarmosaur.

"Steve is such a smarmodon"

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phoneability

Ability and willingness to be telephoned by a friend, for instance, if they are experiencing a crisis.

Ursula assured Gerald of her phoneability should he need to talk to someone about losing his job.

spookypants

Affectionate nickname for a goth.

"Good morning, spookypants!"

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poserpus

A poser/poseur. A pretentious person.

"Anne is such a poserpus."