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Of, or relating to, soy.
Soylent? You're a man. Don't eat that shit, it's soyous. It'll give you man-tits.
David was working under his car and knocked his jack.
"Oh shit"
A man who has been stripped of most of his assets after marriage.
Bob was rinsed. He lost his house, car, business, and kids to his ex-wife Karen.
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.
The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.
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I didn't hear you, and I don't care, either.
Eileen: "Did you wash the dishes, dear?"
Bobby: "Yep."
"I bought the Purple Rain album for our 11 year old."
- Tipper Gore, 1985.