orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

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national guard

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .

"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."

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Turd Furgeson

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

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ankled

Pulling someones pants down around there ankles.

"man, i snuck on lauren the other day, totalled ankled her in froont of everyone"

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cranberry hollow

A girls vagina whilst she is on her period.

"Watch out for lauren's cranberry hollow!"

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