verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.
Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?
A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.
nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.
He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
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