crowbarring

The act of helping your neighbor tug on a large, exposed root in his yard. It usually involves the use of a crowbar to lessen the strain that can occur when helping your neighbor tug on his root.

My neighbor asked me to get a crowbar and come over and help tug on his big root that he keeps telling me about. I said ‘hell yeah, motherfucker! I love crowbarring!’

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Turkey Trot Brothers

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.

I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.

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