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(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery
"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.
"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"