Buckfast Bandolier

A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.

"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."

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