demon in the sack

A person who is very good in bed.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

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phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

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L2P

Learn to play. Phrase can be used in almost any situation, with the ability to be said at anyone who has just done something stupid.

"Oh my God, Sam! You spilt the Coke everywhere! L2P!"

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emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

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gangsta

Something very stylish, cool or badass.

That car is gangsta.
That's a bit of a gangsta phone you've got there.
Oi Bill, check out this gangsta pair of glasses.
This data-handling Microsoft program is well gangsta.

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nonloser

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.

Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.