Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt

Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis

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fortnitus

When someone gets sleep exhaustion from playing to much Fortnite

“Why’s John not here at school?”
“Oh, he was up too late and he got Fortnitus.”

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