Wainwright

A small town located in East Central Alberta. The only reason anybody outside of Alberta has heard of it is because it houses a Canadian Forces Base that is only really there to use the massive tracts of land around it.

The actual town itself is a trashy place where the only source of amusement is for the townsfolk is to drive up and down main street in their pick up trucks or go out into the back woods and drink their life away.

If you are posted there, watch out. Most of the townsluts are either diseased, or under the age of 16. Seriously. Most people there lose their virginity before the age of 12. If you can, avoid this town like the plague.

Soldier 1: Where's our next course?
Soldier 2: CFB Wainwright.
Soldier 1: .....shit.

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