juanica

once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.

Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.

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Porostosky

One with a HUGE wang. Measuring well over 9 inches, LIMP.

I heard he's hung like a cliedsdale. He's GOTTA be a Porostosky.

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tea bag

Also known as a 'yambag' or 'nut sac.' This term is usually used after the 'yambag' has been dipped in the mouth of another.

Chris Wagner tea bagged her over and over again.

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