webalysis

When one gets sucked so far into the goodness of the web that critical, time-sensitive work is cast aside to watch all things stupid and viral.

I can't get you that proposal today cuz I'm in webalysis watching every Double Rainbow meme version in 26 languages. Twice.

thought bandit

When a person or group borrows an idea, phrase, sentiment or personal story, only to use it liberally as their own.

Made the mistake of using the word 'arsenal' in a presentation. Some guy in the office has been using it every day in pure thought bandit form.

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