Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices

I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.

Oculatio

The act of someone lacking one eye putting a man’s meatus into his vacant socket and stimulating it until it comes.

After oculatio last night, it looked like I had a white teardrop.

I got to indulge in my Odyssey fetish last night when I slayed a cyclops with oculatio. Ironically, a Trojan protected me.