Shoe

Hard sock

1: "you can't just wear socks"
2: "well they're the hard ones. I still got the soft ones underneath"
1: "its called a shoe, bitch"

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Chalant

"Chalant" is a word illiterate half-wits think of when talking about the positive form of the word nonchalant, which by the way, HAS NO DIRECT POSITIVE FORM.

Guy 1 (talking about his new coworker): "yeah the new guy is pissing me off. Hes way too chalant about his job, always one-uping everyone."

Guy 2: "fuck you."

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