Semi-Hard

When a penis isn't hard, but isn't flaccid, it's semi-hard. This is also used in the title of a Cleveland Show Christmas special, "Die Semi-Hard".

"Dude last night I tried to FHRITP but I was only semi-hard.."

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Barry McCokiner

A made up name, much like Hugh Janus, or Mike Hunt, that is used for a cheap laugh. It is meant to sound like "Bury my cock in her." It was made famous when the guys on the show Workaholics used it in a conversation with their boss.

Teacher: "New kid, what's your name?"
New Kid: "Barry."
Teacher: "Barry what?"
New Kid: "Barry McCokiner!"

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