gangster as fuck

when something is so incredibly ghetto fabulous that you can't simply refer to it as "gangster". It's like "gangster" to the Nth degree.

"Dang, homeboy is riding through Hillsboro with 22" wire wheels and whitewalls on that '78 Cut Supreme"

"Yeah, that shit is gangster as fuck"

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Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."

think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and B.

My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead

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think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and I.

My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead

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