iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.

Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"

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