Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).

The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.

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Yoda Scroda

When you apply a big goop of lube over your eyelids while an elderly primordial dwarf grinds his balls against them.

Sam gave Matt a Yoda Scroda while screaming "YODA SCRODA!"