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Orange Death

Another name for the Trump Virus, COVID-19.

Orange Death is spreading out of control in almost all U.S. states

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 18, 2020

14πŸ‘ 1884πŸ‘Ž


worst President ever

A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.

Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 19, 2020

74πŸ‘ 302πŸ‘Ž


assmnuch

A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.

That assmnuch really thinks being a white man makes him entitled to rewrite the entire law

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 3, 2020

2πŸ‘ 251πŸ‘Ž


year of the Jewish Republican

The fabled year when Jews are going to abandon the Democratic Party for the Republican Party.

Like the year of the Linux desktop, it never comes, but belief in its imminence is enough to satisfy cultists.

2004: the year of the Jewish Republican

2008: the year of the Jewish Republican

2012: the year of the Jewish Republican

2016: the year of the Jewish Republican

2020: the year of the Jewish Republican

2024: the year of the Jewish Republican

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 16, 2020

14πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž


conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.

"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020

5πŸ‘ 255πŸ‘Ž


mythomaniac

A person with a pathological disposition to lying, who does so even when there is no reason to.

Donald Trump is a mythomaniac.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 14, 2020

13πŸ‘ 245πŸ‘Ž


alternative medicine

Medicine based on alternative facts.

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017

23πŸ‘ 278πŸ‘Ž