Newsreich

Fascist publication that publishes Nigel Farage, Andy Ngo, Josh Hammer, and other Neo-Nazis.

Oh look, Newt Gingrich has an editorial in Newsreich

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Judeo-Christian values

An Orwellian buzzword for watered down Nazism.

At a recent values voter summit, exposed publisher of watered-down Nazi ideology Steve Bannon claimed to support Judeo-Christian values.

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Blue Dog Democrat

A member of the group of Democrats who are most owned by corporate America and consequently least responsive to the will of the people.

The Blue Dog Democrats killed another widely popular policy proposal

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

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mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

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Donald Trump

The reason no conservative should ever be taken seriously ever again.

"We just have different opinions about how to address the pro--"
"Donald Trump, now fuck off"

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silent majority

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.

"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"

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