In times like these

A term used by commercials made during the COVID19 pandemic. It’s meant to make the company sound like they’ll support you during this pandemic but in reality they just want money

“In times like these everyone needs to stick together. Thats why you should buy a car.”
“Oh my god shut the fuck up about your fucking car Gerald.”

Weeb

Originally it was short for weeaboo, but slowly they have morphed two different words.
Weebs are simply people who watch anime (Japanese shows) and do not have an obsession with Japan. It’s typically used in a derogatory way but weebs can also sometimes refer to themselves as such.
Most weebs are normal people who can tell fiction from reality, though there is a minority of weeaboos who fall under the stereotype (i.e. having bodypillows, trying to date fictional characters, etc.) this minority should not be lumped in with regular weebs and should instead be referred to as a “weeaboo”

“Man MHA season four sucked. I really disliked Er-“
“lmao weeb”

“Does anybody know any weeb discord servers I can talk about anime in?”

Towel

A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Weeaboo

Though the term ‘weeb’ originated from this word and were originally interchangeable, nowadays they have two different meanings. Weebs are simply normal people who watch anime.
Weeaboos are non Japanese people (typically males but there are also female weeaboos) who are not only obsessed with anime but obsessed with Japan in general and its culture to the point where the weeaboo usually denounces their own culture and wants to become Japanese.
A common stereotype with weeaboos is that they have “waifus” (or “husbandos”) and own bodypillows of their fictional crush. Another stereotype is that they do creepy furry roleplay stuff and speak in broken Japanese (i.e. one thing I see often is calling people “san” or “chan”).

“I want to fuck Lisa Lisa”
“Shut up weeaboo”

Again I would like to stress that weeb and weeaboo are not interchangeable anymore.

Yeahh

A misspelling of the word “yeah” meant to represent strong agreement, sadness/disappointment or excitement.

Brooo that movie was awesome!
“Yeahh!”

Didn’t you lose the game last night?
“Yeahh...”

Do you wanna go on that rollercoaster next?
“Yeahh!”

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Lol

Originally it stood for Laughing Out Loud, but, similar to ‘literally’, over time the acronym has devolved into a basic response that has little meaning. Usually if you don’t know how else to respond you’d respond with ‘lol’.
It can sometimes be considered rude to simply reply to something with “lol” and nothing else, as seen in another definition.

Think of it like saying ‘mhm’ and nodding with your eyes glazed over in a conversation, and that’s what ‘lol’ is.

“...And then I grabbed him and I said, ‘Jerry! This is the wrong bathroom’!”
“Lol”

“Wassup”
“Just studying lol. You?”

Simp

1. A derogatory term referring to a person, typically male but can also be female, who has an unrequited crush on a content creator, character or celebrity (typically female). The simp usually donates money to their crush, has pictures of them posted on their wall and some write fanfiction of them. They do not take criticism to their crush well and will defend them constantly in hopes of gaining the crush’s affections.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.

1. “I don’t really like Belle Delphine-“
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”

2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”