Creeking

When a person gives another person a blow job (oral sex) but specifically under a bridge out in the countryside.

Michael: Hey Jerry guess what I did today?
Jerry: What?
Michael: Me and my girl met up and went creeking!
Jerry: Well that must of been really uncomfortable.
Michael: It was awesome though dude you should try it! And it’s very wet and rocky!

Sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and accidentally sits down and one or both balls get caught, resulting on him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.

I just sccubeequed so hard!

Last night I sccubeequed so much on that burrito...

sccubeeque

1. When a male sits down and one or both testicles get caught, resulting in him sitting on them. (Potentially causing a lot of pain)

2. Masturbation with a burrito.

I just sccubeequed and it hurt so bad...

Last night I sccubeequed all over that burrito...

Filkimava

When a woman’s breastmilk starts leaking out of nowhere.

Mom: Hey Paul, did you see how filkimava happened over here?

Child: Mommy, Mommy! What’s filkimava?

Mom: Vinny get the hell out of here! Paul get over here RIGHT NOW and stop the filkimava!