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Ginners

Ginners is the plural to Ginner. This is a term used for a singular group of very specific women they do not own many useful skills other than a god like ability to grip onto a gin glass and maybe cross-stiching. This is a dreaded encounter for anyone as this group of people are the type to own multiple 'live laugh love' signs and have a colour scheme for their living rooms. They are also very concerningly obsessed with 'gossiping'. Despite their large groups they all secretly hate each other. One phrase frequented by this type of person would be *breaking necessary breaks in conversation with a comment* " it's gin o'clock somewhere!" Unfortunately, this person tends to be blonde and stupid, falling into that stereotypical category. They don't have to worry about quarrels in life due to having rich husbands and are more concerned about that one family owning a microwave than cooking themselves an actual meal.

Hey Jennifer! * ignoring child below their communal standing* that dress makes it look like you aren't fat. * sips coloured gin*

Child: fucking Ginners.

by Aunty Karen. March 8, 2023