jibbly bits

The male anatomy. A man's business.

"Damn! Look at him! You can see his jibbly bits through his pants!"

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Edward Cullen

Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.

Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."

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